The rumors said that Tiger's wife attacked him: scratched up his face, beat him with some golf clubs, castrated him with her teeth. However, to me this seems like unadulterated tabloid exaggeration, as Elin herself told the press she smashed out the windshield to help Tiger out of the car. This could be the case after seeing the pictures of the wreck.
Another monkey wrench however: police said alcohol was NOT a factor.. and for some reason woods was leaving the house in a hurry at 2:25 am. Rumors have it that Tiger got addicted to the narcotic pain killer Oxycontin from his recent knee surgery, and that explains the "nodding in and out of consciousness" without alcohol involved when the police found him.
To further back things up, Tiger Woods ex girlfreind Joanna Jagoda is now defending Tiger Woods hottie wife Elin Nordegrin's integrity, saying that she would never do such a thing. The reason I'm writing this today is I want to know what you think... did Tiger Woods have an affair and cheat on his wife and kids? Follow the links in this article or go to this page to vote. I'm feeling generous today so one person who votes will get $1000 in gas or $500 best buy card, your choice. Go to the voting page and after you check your answer, simply select your prize and type in your e-mail address.
Tuesday, December 1, 2009
Tiger Woods Girlfriend Joanna
Well, this week has not been a very good one for golf all-star Tiger Woods. It all started when tabloid National Enquirer started shit to mess up somebodys life. What do I mean? A stupid bitch by the name of Ashley Sampson lied her twat off to get the $25,000 payment for her "story". I wish I could get paid 5 figures for pulling stories out of my ass. Anyways, she detailed an affair between Tiger Woods mistress Rachel Uchitel and Tiger Woods.
Two days after this rumor leaked, as we all know Tiger got into a suspicious car accident... going less than 30 mph backing out of his driveway with his rear windshield smashed in.
What happened?
Here's a list of most of the rumors so far:
-Tiger's hottie wife Elin Nordegrin scratched up his face and started beating him with a golf club in an act of the ultimate irony because she had found out about the so-called "affair" with Tiger Woods Mistress Rachel Uchitel.
-Tiger got addicted to Oxycontin after his recent knee surgery, which explains why he was impaired, and he could have been going out to buy more off the street or something at 2 am but that is unlikely. It does explain his nodding in and out of consciousness however...
-Tiger legitimately got in an "accident" and there was nothing bad involved, wife Elin rescued him by smashing out the rear windshield with a golf club and laid him on the ground.
-in the 911 call you hear a woman run out and say "what happened!?" this could well be his wife responding to the accident which would refute the beating with golf clubs theory.
-Tiger woods girlfriend Joanna Jagoda is now defending Elin's integrity, saying that she's not human and doesn't get jealous. Thank you Tiger Woods Ex Girlfriend Joanna Jagoda
What do you think? I'd like to hear from you. Visit this page to vote and recieve $1000 gas card, $500 to best buy or a prestige edition of COD: Modern Warfare 2.
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