Well, this week has not been a very good one for golf all-star Tiger Woods. It all started when tabloid National Enquirer started shit to mess up somebodys life. What do I mean? A stupid bitch by the name of Ashley Sampson lied her twat off to get the $25,000 payment for her "story". I wish I could get paid 5 figures for pulling stories out of my ass. Anyways, she detailed an affair between Tiger Woods mistress Rachel Uchitel and Tiger Woods.
Two days after this rumor leaked, as we all know Tiger got into a suspicious car accident... going less than 30 mph backing out of his driveway with his rear windshield smashed in.
What happened?
Here's a list of most of the rumors so far:
-Tiger's hottie wife Elin Nordegrin scratched up his face and started beating him with a golf club in an act of the ultimate irony because she had found out about the so-called "affair" with Tiger Woods Mistress Rachel Uchitel.
-Tiger got addicted to Oxycontin after his recent knee surgery, which explains why he was impaired, and he could have been going out to buy more off the street or something at 2 am but that is unlikely. It does explain his nodding in and out of consciousness however...
-Tiger legitimately got in an "accident" and there was nothing bad involved, wife Elin rescued him by smashing out the rear windshield with a golf club and laid him on the ground.
-in the 911 call you hear a woman run out and say "what happened!?" this could well be his wife responding to the accident which would refute the beating with golf clubs theory.
-Tiger woods girlfriend Joanna Jagoda is now defending Elin's integrity, saying that she's not human and doesn't get jealous. Thank you Tiger Woods Ex Girlfriend Joanna Jagoda
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